XXXopoly – Quick Overview

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‘XXXopoly’ is a good game, but it could be better. I didn’t like that the game is designed in a way that you might start with penetrative activities. Maybe at 18 years old, this would work, but I doubt it. The idea of the game seems nice, but foreplay should come before, not after play. That’s why it’s called foreplay!

The design is pretty bad. It feels like it’s designed for those dark shops in basements without windows—it’s all black and red. There is also wannabe witty copywriting. For example, ‘Bank’ is called ‘Sperm Bank,’ and ‘Go field’ is called ‘Orgasm field.’ To me, it seems like high school-level jokes instead of witty writing.

Pros

  • Nice gaming effect (if you like Monopoly)
  • Good size and sturdy packaging

Cons

  • Game flow is really inappropriate; there is a chance you’ll start with penetrative activities and have foreplay at the end of the game
  • Of course, this is subjective, but the design is really ugly
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